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  Sunday Paper












This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of us who know seniors, and to all of us who will become seniors. It pays to be able to laugh..






"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, s--t, so that's why no one was at church today."
































posted on June 27, 2009 6:07 AM ()

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Ohhhhh...that is so funny!
comment by mzscarlett on June 28, 2009 10:49 AM ()
Hell, I'm not a senior and I've had days like that!
comment by hopefields on June 28, 2009 2:28 AM ()
This is hilarious. Maybe at stage in my life I'd figure it out before I called, but when something like this comes up around here it cheers me up for a couple of days because it's so fun to remember those moments of disorientation, like a theme park ride.
comment by troutbend on June 27, 2009 10:50 AM ()
Guess we all go through this.
reply by fredo on June 27, 2009 1:19 PM ()
Just having one of those "senior moments"
comment by redwolftimes on June 27, 2009 8:40 AM ()
yep,we all get that at times.
reply by fredo on June 27, 2009 9:35 AM ()
Sad to start losing it. Sometimes I ha ve trouble thinking of names and it is maddening. I always worry about the big A.
comment by elderjane on June 27, 2009 7:11 AM ()
Names here also for me try to remember.
reply by fredo on June 27, 2009 9:36 AM ()

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