]> http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/ gtasahomo's Blog en-us © 2010 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:18:29 GMT 30 http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/gone_gone_gone_gone_long_.html I haven't written in a while, go figure. I had a small drinking problem, that snuck up on me, that I had to nip in the bud, so to speak. It was starting to affect me physically. I am going to miss a semester of school because of it. Fuck me! I'm not really embracing being sober, but I'm accepting it slowly but surly. I am not going to lie and say that drinking was not fun, because it was. Oh well, the party has to come to an end some time. I just want the old me back. That's all I wanted t ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/gone_gone_gone_gone_long_.html#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:14:33 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/dayumed.html So I go outside to inhale deadly smoke into my lungs when guess who is in the yard? My damn cat Bernadette who has been missing for almost two weeks. You people where right. She did come back, yes! She ran from me at first, but I lured her back inside with some dry food. She's lost some weight, but she's acting like her old self. I'm still pinching myself. There should be a Greasy fund that pays people to take down those goddamed music players in their profiles. They make my browser lock u ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/dayumed.html#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:56:59 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/swear_cursed_.html I swear to God. It seems in my life when thing are going great I get something thrown at me that really sucks. I am in hell right now. My cat Bernadette just up and vanished. Seven years together and she just disappears. I am sick to my stomach over it. Not only is it cold outside, but she is declawed and without any kind of defenses. Roger is at work now and having to deal with her missing while having to put up with all the BS they throw him there. My mom and dad always had a cat or a do ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/swear_cursed_.html#comments Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:36:43 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/months_later.html Oh crap, we have been to hell and back. I just did not have the ability to blog, LITERALLY!!! Roger changed jobs. He's now selling new cars. We sank financially. We had to have the cable/internet shut off in order to pay the other important bills. We where living on credit cards. I was going to school and working part time at restaurant doing prep work, but the owner guy lost his lease. Fuck! Roger has started making some really good money now. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. I ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/months_later.html#comments Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:40:50 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/bad_blog_buddy.html I'm sorry, I'm a bad blogger. It takes me forever to get back to people, if I do at all. Life has just been crazy. We moved to a quiet place in Delaware called Magnolia. We had everything set to be shut off in our last place only to have the buyer delay the closing three weeks. We just said "fuck it" and let the cable, phone and internet access go off. After a few days you get used to not having it. I found myself doing other enjoyable things like playing the guitar, reading, and a shit lo ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/bad_blog_buddy.html#comments Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:29:19 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/july.html Does anyone remember a holiday where you leave candy out on your neighbor's porch, ring the bell and then run away? Is it called May Day? I remember celebrating it when I was a kid living in Kansas. It just popped into my head when I saw that today is July first because I thought it was on May first. I found out the hard way that you do not move your Xbox 360 while the disk is spinning in it. I moved it, and then I hear this grinding sound by the console destroying my Grand Theft Auto IV g ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/july.html#comments Tue, 1 Jul 2008 20:30:30 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/blog_.html Dayum, I don't blog for shit anymore. I finally got an Xbox 360 and a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV. Plus with school and selling the condo there is not enough time in the day. We have achieved the impossible for this day and age. We sold this place a FULL ASKING PRICE!!! Yes! These shitty neighbors can all eat a big pile of dung after we move out of here. This used to be a nice area. Now it's filling up with some really bad people who like to litter and blare their 'music' at all hours. I h ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/blog_.html#comments Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:18:30 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/dead.html I have sat down a few times to blog only to "X" out the screen, so I am doing this post now. I just didn't feel like I had anything to say. Tom's words of wisdom-Nobody looks cool while eating a banana or when wearing a sun visor. If you are doing both at the same time, you deserve to get laughed at. I started my Human Development class last night which is just a general psychology course. Cost of book-$99.70! Shit! He dropped a five minute oral report on us. I thought I was done with them ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/dead.html#comments Thu, 29 May 2008 19:14:13 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/just_pictures.html Woody! Our New Toys!!! Great for collecting dust and drying clothes! A pic I took in Milford, Delaware. What was she thinking? Homegirl must have got her hair from the Goodwill in the 80s rack! My Cat Bernadette Plastic Surgery Nightmares! Too Cool! Yayuh! This was taken at the Milford, Delaware Donut Connection. I know it's hard to read but funny as hell! Oh well, it's going to be a beautiful weekend people. Have a great one! http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/just_pictures.html#comments Fri, 2 May 2008 19:15:26 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/spring_dog_school.html Hey gang! I am checking in. Has anybody ever seen that show called You Are What You Eat on B.B.C. America? This woman gets overweight people into shape by putting them on a strict diet. Well, one thing she makes them do before starting the diet is shit in a plastic container. Then, she SMELLS THEIR SHIT, and also examines it for consistency. That's fucking gross. I shit you not! No pun intended. Is there anything more revolting on this planet next to human feces? I thing not. Well, I signe ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/spring_dog_school.html#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:03:49 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/f-ing_right.html I'll be damned. I took my test Tuesday night not knowing if I had passed or failed. In my heart I thought I failed it. I received a 85%. Thank God! I need to stop doubting myself. It's not an A, but I'll take the B. I need to get my ass in gear. We are starting to learn about IVs and all the fluids and a few chemical symbols and compounds. I am going to try to take two classes this summer. I want to take chemistry and pharmacology. I swear, the professor says "You're putting your license o ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/f-ing_right.html#comments Thu, 3 Apr 2008 18:30:40 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/sadness_anger_euthanasia.html My life should be a reality show, because last week would have been a great episode. On Thursday I took the dog out at 5:50 pm. There was this woman on her cell phone across the field holding this German Shepherd mix with one hand. It took one look at Woody and I and made a mad dash over to us. It yanked right out of cell phone lady's hand.It got my dog around the back of the neck in attack/kill mode. I stupidly tried to grab the dog's jaws apart only to fuck my hands up real bad. After a ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/sadness_anger_euthanasia.html#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:55:54 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/easter_advance.html I have to take back what I said about Madonna's new song; it grew on me like a fungus. I love it! I also have to clarify my rant about Rog's sister. As some of you might know, she was committed to a mental home. While there she refused treatment, which a patient has the right to do, the doctors discharged her as a lost cause. She is not a stable human being. You can only try to help so much before you have to back off. Some might call it tough love, but we have enough of our own problems. ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/easter_advance.html#comments Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:16:03 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/31808_minutes.html So I open up Rhapsody today, and to my delight is the new Madonna single "4 Minutes." I don't think I like it that much. It has Justin Timberlake singing on it and that Timberlad Producer guy. It's very "Hip Hoppy." I can't wait for her new album in April though. I have class tonight, but next week is Spring Break, yes! That gives me an extra week to study for the test the following week. I received a 95% on my last test. I knew I passed. There was so much stuff I learned that was not on i ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/31808_minutes.html#comments Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:13:34 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/march_13_2007.html My blog at Blogster was deleted as per my request, but I understand they are locking people out for no reason. Is Blogster going down? Anyone? Roger is going to see his mother tonight after work, so I am off the hook when it comes to making dinner. I have not yet received my first test results back with the new nursing instructor. I did get an 87 on my mid term. I'm a little disappointed, but I can't retest so I deal with it. Some of those damn fractions just don't sink in permanatly. Plus ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/march_13_2007.html#comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:32:42 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/fabulous_car.html I just bought a new car, I am "stylin' and profilin" boyeeee! Everybody wishes they had a top flight ride this this bucket! Hehe So I am eating lunch and listening to the Howard Stern Show. As I am eating Howard get Robin to open up about her coffee enemas. There's nothing like the mental image of her splatting away while I am trying to enjoy my tuna sandwich. She went into graphic detail my God! So we went out yesterday just to drive around. Roger just slapped on some sweats and some bedr ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/fabulous_car.html#comments Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:58:22 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/suckster_ghost_town.html I was just over at Blogster for a minute to see if anything was going on. NOTHING MUCH! It's a ghost town. I'm sure it will die like so many of the other dot coms of yesteryear. I am feeling better today. I felt crappy yesterday in the afternoon, but I started feeling better last night. We went out last night to this place called the Texas Roadhouse and has a fantabulous steak dinner. Roger had the NY strip with a cup of chili, sweet potato, and some baked beans. I has the fillet medallion ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/suckster_ghost_town.html#comments Fri, 7 Mar 2008 17:33:10 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/thursdays_clean_slate.html I just got home from taking my exam. I am pretty sure I passed it. I swear, the professors and counselors up there are nothing but kind and professional, but God forbid you have to deal with any other employee. I swear it is nothing but bad attitude. That stuff used to bother me, but at my ripe, old age of 36 it's like "water off of a duck's back." Roger's sister is out of the mental hospital. He's just going to wait for her to call him. I can't blame him. If she calls, she calls. If not, ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/thursdays_clean_slate.html#comments Thu, 6 Mar 2008 18:52:29 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/wednesday_really_bad_.html Shit, besides the crappy Walmart experience I had, Roger and his family had his sister committed to a mental hospital. She was going to run off to the midwest to live with some supposed couple who she was talking to online. She had never met or spoken to them, nor did she even see a picture of them. Plus she had $30,000s of her mother's cash that was stashed at her home that she was taking with her. She threatened suicide, so they called the cops. When the cops showed up she told the cops ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/wednesday_really_bad_.html#comments Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:50:47 GMT http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/walmart_sucks-a_rant.html Isn't it amazing how bold people get when they are behind the wheel? Some stupid asshole honked at me as he was running a stop sign when leaving Walmart. If I had cut them off with my cart, or something like that, in the store they would have said NOTHING to me. Dear God, destroy Kent County, Delaware with all of it's trailer parks and uneducated people! Make them all die Lord. Except Rog, my family, and myself! Roger asked me to go to Walmart, which I hate because of the scum that shops t ... http://my.greasy.com/gtasahomo/walmart_sucks-a_rant.html#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:29:04 GMT