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Name:
Jim
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Coventry, CT
Birthday:
04/04/1953
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I am standard, boiler plate, run of the mill, right off the rack curmudeon. (cur-mud-geon [origin unknown] 1. archaic a crusty, ill-tempered, churlish old man. 2. modern anyone who hates hypocrisy and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner.)

"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to." - Mark Twain

"The report of my death is an exaggeration." - Mark Twain

"I make love to ten thousand people a night and go home alone." - Janis Joplin

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there." - Wavy Gravy

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