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Jim
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Coventry, CT
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04/04/1953
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I am standard, boiler plate, run of the mill, right off the rack curmudeon. (cur-mud-geon [origin unknown] 1. archaic a crusty, ill-tempered, churlish old man. 2. modern anyone who hates hypocrisy and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner.)

"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to." - Mark Twain

"The report of my death is an exaggeration." - Mark Twain

"I make love to ten thousand people a night and go home alone." - Janis Joplin

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there." - Wavy Gravy

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You know what I hate?Losing things. You know what I hate even more than losing things?MARY ELLEN losing things.You know what I hate even more than Mary Ellen losing things?Me blaming Mary Ellen for lo...
I stood in the middle of the pasture this morning and experienced the sheer joy of being alive in a universe that is beautiful, vast, chaotic and, somehow or another, reassuring. It was 5 a.m., and, a...
Here is another article that I have just had published at Associated Content.com. Check out my site there at www.associatedcontent.com/user/745209/jim_hetrick.html.Okay, look. I’ve got a college...
I should have stayed in bed this morning. (Notice – I said “should have”, and not “should of”? Don’t know why I mentioned that. Must be the old English teacher in me.)Monday through Friday...
After I post a fairly political article like the last one, I try to follow it up with something a little lighter.Here is an article I just had published on Associated Content. (Please feel free to che...
Last week, Senator Jim Bunning of Kentucky formally objected to a bill on the senate floor. He did so to make a point.  In doing so, he knew his actions would kill the bill. He objection was that...
Often times, when Mary and I travel to our place in Florida from our place in Connecticut, we forego air travel and opt to drive instead.The trip is 1445 miles. It will take us about 21 hours. The pla...
"Achieving immortality has nothing to do with your blood flowing through the veins of someone from a younger generation.  Immortality is achieved when your love, ideals and ideas influence a youn...
For years I had a full beard. All while I lived in Maine my beard was thick and full and brown. I kept it cropped at about a half-inch all over my face. Periodically, it would get hot and itch, but, f...
I quit smoking 28 years ago. Most of you who read this blog regularly know this. I used to smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and then I learned self-hypnosis and I quit on May 5th(Cinco de Mayo),...
Ever eat dog food? I have.Well, not dog food, per se, but dog treats. I mean, I never cracked open a can of Alpo beef slices and chowed down on the contents. (Although I hear that some folks have been...
Okay,Before you read any further, make sure that you've read my previous post first.The answer to the test is below.         Here's the test again:2 + 3 = 107 + 2 = 636 + 5 = 668 + 4 = 96Then...
I usually stink at these dumb tests, but this one I actually figured out, after staring at it for about an hour.Give it a shot! It's fun.  If you think you've figured it out, please don't give th...
I live dangerously. I drive a 2007 Toyota Camry.I just found out last week that my car is on the list for TWO recalls! I guess the floor mats in my car can get  lodged somehow over the gas pedal, cau...
What is it about women that make them so attractive to me as friends? (Nope. Sorry. It has NOTHING to do with physical looks or attributes.)To honest, I think that women are more tuned into relationsh...