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Jim
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Coventry, CT
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04/04/1953
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I am standard, boiler plate, run of the mill, right off the rack curmudeon. (cur-mud-geon [origin unknown] 1. archaic a crusty, ill-tempered, churlish old man. 2. modern anyone who hates hypocrisy and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner.)

"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to." - Mark Twain

"The report of my death is an exaggeration." - Mark Twain

"I make love to ten thousand people a night and go home alone." - Janis Joplin

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there." - Wavy Gravy

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Okay.I guess I’m just going to step right up here and show my age.Ready?Here goes.(Ahem!)I don’t like it when women talk to me or in front of me about breast feeding.There! I said it, I&rs...
Now, try not to hold this against me, but I am a retired English teacher. Being that, I happen to LOVE the English language, and I have a huge problem when I see it being misused or abused.Now, trust ...
Now look, I hate any kind of shopping just as much as the next guy does. Most times, I would rather walk barefoot over hot coals while eating cold worms out of a tin can than go into a store.However, ...
Okay.I just know that this post isgoing to get me in a whole lot of trouble.But that’s neverstopped me before…SO…I think that TheUniversal Powers That Be knew exactly what they wer...
I have never been “cool”.Never.I've always been a klutz, a dork, andany other monosyllabic or multi-syllabic noun that is synonymous with“doofus.”Words like “suave”...
Okay.So there we were, tooling down I-95 in southern Georgia en route to our place in Florida from our place in Connecticut. We left Connecticut three days earlier, and had gone about 1,000 miles. No....
Okay.It looked like melanoma, all right?I’m not a hypochondriac. (Well okay, I am.)But it seriously looked like melanoma!(If you are a hypochondriac, you may wish to stop reading this post right...
I will be the first to admit that I amnot a Constitutional scholar. Most of what I know about theConstitution I learned in grade school, high school, the PBSmini-series about John Adams, National Publ...
Is there anybody out there who thinks that The U.S. Congress isdoing a good job?I didn’t think so.Is there anybody out there who has the audacity to presume that heor she has a way of fixing Con...
Poor Barack Obama! There is JUSTNOTHING that he can do to make The Right happy!When he was elected, we were told byhis detractors that the man would be an ineffectiveCommander-in-Chief of our armed fo...
Okay.Something’s got to be done.  It’s obvious that the concepts of “dumbing down” and “lowering the bar” are really beginning to take a noticeable toll on lif...
CitiGroup was just fined $285,000,000 by The Securities and Exchange Commission for fraud charges in a 2007 mortgage-lending scheme that they knew was going to go belly-up. According to corporate emai...
I don't know about you, but I am completely fed up with the people that I elect to Congress being bought by billionaires and Wall Street firms that line their pockets. And now, thanks to an extre...
Okay.So, look.Mary Ellen is gone off with a friendfor two days on a foliage-viewing excursion to Mount Washington inNew Hampshire.I have plans to go out to eat tonightwith friends.But last night I had...
Iremember a distant time. A turbulent time. A time of fear, a time ofbravery, a time of peace, a time of conscience.Itwas a time when wearing blue jeans was a sign of subversion, alongwith long hair a...