What bill do you hate paying the most?
All of them. When will money grow on trees?

Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
McDonald's

Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
Yes, but it's not what you think

Name your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Schults. I only remember because my mom happened to talk to her, and found out that she works at the Catholic school in town, and my mom wanted son to go there. No chance in hell is my kid going to a Catholic school!

What do you really want to be doing right now?
Eating potato chips

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Veterinarian

How many colleges did you attend?
One technician institute, plus University correspondence

Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Yes

Do you own property?
Yes

What's your Drink?
Anything sweet and full of alcohol

Cops or Robbers?
I'm a girl! Ponies and Barbies!

Cowboys or Indians?
I'm a girl! Babydolls!

Who from high school would you like to run in to?
Jennifer, my same-named nemesis. I want her to be fat, with ugly kids and an unemployed bum of a husband.

Sopranos or Desperate housewives?
Desperate Housewives, Dexter, Fringe (I'm warped)

At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
A whole new life where I realize I don't want kids before I have them.

How old are you?
35 years and aging.

Comments:

Ya, I could go for some potato chips right now.