desert island

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.

Man: "Oh thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"

Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"

Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"

Comments:

comment by marta on July 5, 2009 4:02 PM ()

When is our tee time?

reply by marta on July 5, 2009 4:33 PM ()

you laughin at the joke or the shiela in bikini-----she's a good lookin sort but i'de rather play golf

reply by kevinshere on July 5, 2009 4:28 PM ()

comment by kristilyn3 on July 2, 2009 6:10 AM ()

the bikini babe makes ya loooong for summer ---middle winter down under --rool on spring

reply by kevinshere on July 2, 2009 4:27 PM ()

comment by jondude on July 2, 2009 5:22 AM ()

are you a golfer --ora bird watcher

reply by kevinshere on July 2, 2009 4:25 PM ()