THE FINAL HURRAH


· Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
· There are three kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
· Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
· The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
· Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
· When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
· Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
· Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.



Love

A man was sitting on the settee watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen.

“What would you like for dinner Love ? Chicken, beef or lamb ?”

He said, “Thank you, I'll have chicken.”

“Shut up. You're having soup. I was talking to the dog

Comments:

comment by jjoohhnn on July 1, 2009 8:18 AM ()

geez mate goes to show ---ya gotta keep sweet with the cook

reply by kevinshere on July 1, 2009 6:54 PM ()

I'm always pissed at myself when I "pee" on an electric fence. I'll never learn..

comment by coincutter on July 1, 2009 1:32 AM ()

shocking aint it bit painful round the bollocks

reply by kevinshere on July 1, 2009 6:56 PM ()

Love the last one!!!

comment by redimpala on June 30, 2009 9:52 PM ()

i love my Cath so i hope i'm alright

reply by kevinshere on July 1, 2009 6:57 PM ()

comment by greatmartin on June 30, 2009 8:18 PM ()

keep on laughin mate

reply by kevinshere on July 1, 2009 6:58 PM ()

comment by marta on June 30, 2009 5:34 PM ()

No Kevin, I have two cats, but the joke is the came....

reply by marta on July 1, 2009 7:02 PM ()

have you gotta dog

reply by kevinshere on July 1, 2009 6:59 PM ()