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  The Word Testify

It's probably a good thing that I didn't know this before I retired. I just came across an item at neatorama.com entitled THE BALLSY ORIGIN OF 'TESTIFY.'

It is said that the word 'testify' was derived from the ancient Roman custom of men holding their testicles with their right hands before giving court testimony.

Why did they do this? It was because women and eunuchs were excluded from being allowed to be witnesses.

I should note, too, that in Genesis 24 Abraham instructs his eldest servant, who is about to swear by the Lord, to place his hand under Abrahams thigh, an apparent euphemism for what is actually being held. So perhaps holding the testicles of the person in front of whom you are swearing gradually morphed over time to holding one's own testes.

My own unabridged dictionary, by the way, does not make reference to this quaint custom. My New Oxford American Dictionary etymologists insist that the origin of 'testify' is the Latin testificari or testis which means witness. Etymologists can be boring fellows.


posted on Mar 6, 2008 9:21 AM ()

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Women obviously couldn't testify in that court.
comment by elderjane on Mar 7, 2008 3:23 PM ()
That was the idea...
reply by looserobes on Mar 7, 2008 3:32 PM ()
Wow, that gives that word a whole different feel for me
comment by teacherwoman on Mar 6, 2008 3:27 PM ()
Hahahaha...a "different feel"... I get it!
reply by looserobes on Mar 6, 2008 3:37 PM ()
I don't see any comments from ladies. Perhaps it's just as well.
comment by nittineedles on Mar 6, 2008 1:17 PM ()
That's alright.. ladies can't testify!
reply by looserobes on Mar 6, 2008 3:39 PM ()
My dirty mind is all over the place with this definition--the images could almost be called porno!!!
comment by greatmartin on Mar 6, 2008 12:46 PM ()
Well, when you pledge allegiance you put your hand over your heart. Since so many men are driven by that, perhaps they knew then where many mens brains were..
comment by ekyprogressive on Mar 6, 2008 11:16 AM ()
It makes sense that, when you're pledging, you put your hand on the thing most sacred to you...
reply by looserobes on Mar 6, 2008 11:23 AM ()
funny,you spoke about this.The Italian saying:
One they reached for the crotch it keep the evil spirit away.
Isn't this weird.This is almost the same thing.
comment by fredo on Mar 6, 2008 10:21 AM ()
I think we're on to something..
reply by looserobes on Mar 6, 2008 11:22 AM ()
reply by ekyprogressive on Mar 6, 2008 11:17 AM ()

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