]> http://my.greasy.com/meranda/ meranda's Blog en-us © 2010 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:18:13 GMT 30 http://my.greasy.com/meranda/happy_valentines_day.html http://my.greasy.com/meranda/happy_valentines_day.html#comments Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:46:40 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/1233092940.html No, I'm not suffering from writer's block. It's more like there is just SO MUCH going on in my life right now, it's overwhelming and much too much to try to get out on paper (keys). So bear with me while I try to sort it all out. Here are some highlights I have been dealing with. ROOMMATE: I was very excited to get a roommate so I wouldn't have to worry about loosing my rental but I forgot the #1 thing about Lesbians. Here's the joke that goes with it: "what do lesbians bring on their 2nd ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/1233092940.html#comments Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:49:00 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/pleasurable_post.html Deb at Postcards on the Edge did this sometime last week on her blog and I decided to pass it on to you all! .   Here is your mission if you choose to accept it. You have to list 10 of your favorite things, but they have to start with a certain letter (assigned to you by the blog owner). I will start with the letter "P". If you want to play along, comment and let me know! I'll assign you a letter! I pity the fool who gets "X".   1.  Pajamas - and the reason I picked "P" for myself ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/pleasurable_post.html#comments Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:50:55 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/bad_girl__.html I went 3 months without a cigarette. Then the holidays come around, the breakup, and way too many parties and drinking going on and without meaning to, I started again :( Boo Meranda! Bad Girl! The good thing is, I've lost weight. This is very needed because I have absolutely NO clothes that fit me right now. But if I can shed a few, my clothes will fit again. There is nothing worse than buying BIGGER clothes. I'll re-set another quit date when I can prep myself into it again. At least I'm ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/bad_girl__.html#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:35:32 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/read_jesus_freak.html I swear my horoscope did not say anything about the random crazy text I got last night from a very old friend.  Just out of the blue my phone goes off and it say "hey girl, this is Nicole S***** how are you?"  I haven't talked to this girl is YEARS and years.  I'm pretty sure she got my number from a mutual friend of ours.  Which by the way I feel is pretty rude.  If someone asks me for a phone number of a friend, I ALWAYS ask that person first before giving it out.  So anyway, sh ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/read_jesus_freak.html#comments Wed, 7 Jan 2009 17:46:18 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/sorry_marg_teacherwoman.html My thoughts are with you and your family today.     {{{HUGS}}} http://my.greasy.com/meranda/sorry_marg_teacherwoman.html#comments Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:12:16 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/dont_hate_trying_come_title.html   It's an hour until I get off work and get to go home.  I am doing everything I can to keep my eyes open but it's not working so I think I will try to blog. I took yesterday off.  I NEVER ever call in sick but I really just needed a day to clean and sleep so I took it.  I also had to go to an appointment with my daughter and her PO.  That was a big fat pain in the ass!!  They made us wait almost an hour and a half before we got to talk to them then another hour and a half with the ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/dont_hate_trying_come_title.html#comments Tue, 9 Dec 2008 22:18:56 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/pussy.html I am giving my kitten away because after my ex moved out, I decided 3 cats was way too much so I put this ad in the classified ad's today: SWYMC (single white/yellow male cat) looking for SNAF (single non-allergic family) Enjoys long naps in the sun and a good belly rub. Watching movies late into the night with a big bowl of popcorn. Sleeping in late on weekends and bird watching in the afternoons. Torturing the dog and playing with string. Eating gourmet meals and taking long baths. Will ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/pussy.html#comments Fri, 5 Dec 2008 16:31:57 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/meranda_bed.html It's 3 weeks until Christmas and I have not got ONE present bought. Not 1. *sigh* This is why I hate Christmas. I never have any money to buy the stuff I want to get my kids. No money to buy the food to feed my kids. No money to get the decorations. blah blah blahblahblah. Who cares. I will just be glad when it's over. It's been a strange week. My ex moved out on Monday and I spent the night helping her move. What a pain in the ass that was. It's not like she had a lot of things so it didn ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/meranda_bed.html#comments Wed, 3 Dec 2008 16:32:10 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/smell.html When my youngest was little, she LOVED to eat and whenever I was cooking she would come into the room and say "What's that smell?" but it sounded more like "Wad dat thmell?" so whenever I hear someone say "what's that smell" I hear "Wad dat thmell?" And yesterday as I'm sitting at my desk, I kept smelling chlorine. Like a pool. At first, I thought it was the building air or something then I remembered that I had wore the jacket I was wearing the day before while I mopped the floors. But th ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/smell.html#comments Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:37:01 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/weekend_review.html What a fun weekend I had. Friday night, my family showed up and we spent the evening visiting and playing with the baby. Once they left for the hotel, I was too tired to go out so I watched a little TV and went to bed. I woke up early and headed down with my daughter and the baby to the hotel to take some 5th generations pictures and eat some lunch with them. Then I left them to do their Christmas shopping and I went to some friends house to watch some football and play Rock Band. My Ex ga ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/weekend_review.html#comments Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:16:22 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/single_again.html Me and Honey broke up a couple days ago. It's been a LONG time coming and something I have been very stressed about lately. Also, part of my long non-posting time here. I was very depressed about it knowing it was coming and knowing it was going to be hard. Mostly on her. I have been ready to end it for quite some time but she just kept begging me to give her another chance. And I was stupid enough to believe she would change over and over again. See I really believe she has a chemical imb ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/single_again.html#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:29:07 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/got_nickname.html Years ago when I was freshly divorced from my 2nd husband and going to college, I was asked by a friend to work for her being a phone girl at her escort agency. The hours were nights and I could do my homework while I was there so I agreed. She had me meet with a lawyer to learn all the laws about the escorts. What they were allowed to do with a client and where I could send them. Then she stuck me on the phones. Most men would call up, ask about the girls and I would try to sell him the g ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/got_nickname.html#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:07:22 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/chili_cookoff.html Here's a funny for you if you could use one. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that s ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/chili_cookoff.html#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:54:17 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/1225990853.html I have been reading the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyers the past couple days and let me tell you - "WOW" I am so addicted. I am on book 2 "New Moon" and yesterday while on my lunch hour @ work I started it. Then before I knew it my hour was up and I had to put it down. Well don't tell anybody but I left it sitting just behind my moniter open and wouldn't you know it!! It looked just like I was working when in reality I was reading. Shhhhhh. I told you not to tell. Anyway, I got about h ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/1225990853.html#comments Thu, 6 Nov 2008 17:00:53 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/post_while.html I would like nothing more than to update everyone on my weekend in San Francisco but I have been having some very annoying problems with greasy lately. Ya see, greasy is run off flash and I am on a work computer that isn't allowed flash so when I view things, I constantly have to push the little button that say's "Don't Install" flash. If I say "install" my computer reminds me that I am NOT ALLOWED to do such a thing...... So normally, it is just an annoyance that I can deal with to be abl ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/post_while.html#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:30:23 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/saturday_just_ger_already.html I have that night before Christmas anticipation feeling. I fly to San Francisco in 3 days and it's driving me crazy waiting for it to be here already. At least this trip was a surprise and I only have a few days to wait for it. Last night I went and bought a purse for the trip. Believe it or not, I did not own a purse. I quit carrying purses years ago when I got tired of carrying everyone else's shit for them. But I figured it would be good to have one to put my phone, camera and money in ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/saturday_just_ger_already.html#comments Wed, 8 Oct 2008 16:41:35 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/read_cursing_offends_you.html Well I truly believe I am a non-smoker now. It has been 29 days since I last puffed on that little stick. The first week or so was no fun at all but I have to admit after that, it's been a breeze. I wish I had done this earlier. Like in my 20's before I gave myself wrinkles. The only bad thing is I finally decided to step on the scale today to see the damage I had done to my waste line and HOLY BE-JESUS FUCKBALLING!!! I have gained 9 LBS!!!!! How the hell did that happen? Okay - so for 3 w ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/read_cursing_offends_you.html#comments Tue, 7 Oct 2008 17:42:06 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/usually_worse_luck.html Once when I was in High School, I was at a Basketball game and they were doing a raffle for a Boom Box. You remember those right? Those big ass radio's with the dual cassette decks and large speakers. And if you were real cool you carried it on your shoulder. Well I bought 1 ticket and decided the money would go to a good cause at least. Then half time comes up and they pull the name out of the bowl and say my name. It took a minute to register that it was ME they were calling. Mostly beca ... http://my.greasy.com/meranda/usually_worse_luck.html#comments Fri, 3 Oct 2008 14:37:37 GMT http://my.greasy.com/meranda/got_25000.html I just found out Greasy.com is up for auction.  Last bid was for $23,530.00 Anyone want to bid so we can keep our little community in good hands? Here is the link: https://www.snapnames.com/exposedSwitch.do?view=search   http://my.greasy.com/meranda/got_25000.html#comments Thu, 2 Oct 2008 17:22:28 GMT