I am giving my kitten away because after my ex moved out, I decided 3 cats was way too much so I put this ad in the classified ad's today:

SWYMC (single white/yellow male cat) looking for SNAF (single non-allergic family)
Enjoys long naps in the sun and a good belly rub.
Watching movies late into the night with a big bowl of popcorn.
Sleeping in late on weekends and bird watching in the afternoons.
Torturing the dog and playing with string.
Eating gourmet meals and taking long baths.
Will also kill all those pesky bugs and rodents within a mile radius of your home.
I don't drink but I do indulge in a little " cat nip" once in a while.
If interested, call my human at ***-**** after 4:00 and you can come get me.

Comments:

Ha! Try having five of the buggers! Every few years my wife get to itching for the feeling of kitten fuzz so we end up at the local PetSmart checking out the shelter kittens. I thought I had fixed it so we wouldn't get anymore by riding the motorcycles to PetSmart the last time (no way to take a kitty home on the MCs) but didn't take into account the determination of my wife. Rode the bikes home, got the truck and went back to pick uo the latest one...

Awwwww I hope you find a good home. I have 3 dogs and 1 cat and trust me, it's a full house

Very clever. I hope you find kitty a good home. I agree 3 cats is too many. I have two and that can be a handful at times.

comment by mellowdee on Dec 9, 2008 10:33 AM ()

Ha... I didn't read the other comments beforehand and now just realized that I completely echoed shesaidwhat.

reply by mellowdee on Dec 9, 2008 10:34 AM ()

Very clever. Hope to find a good home.

clever...

Very cute ad! Kind of reminds me of a Craig's List ad, which I love! Three cats are a lot!

comment by lunarhunk on Dec 5, 2008 12:49 PM ()

I'm with Ray. I really don't like cats much

reply by meranda on Dec 5, 2008 1:21 PM ()

Three cats is too many