July 6, 2009
In Honor of Stupid PeopleIn case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while...
July 6, 2009
RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn was six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but...
June 26, 2009
Cooter and Gomer Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.The three men had ...
June 26, 2009
Meat balls with tomato risoni1 litre of beef stock500 grms mince spicy Italian 1 clove garlic1 egg lightly beaten 1 cup bread crumbs Oil to fry 4 tbls no added salt tomato paste1/2 tsp rosemary1 1/2 c...
June 26, 2009
Potato and chicken bake 480grms chicken thigh fillets cut into even chunks4 potatoes peeled and sliced paper thinMaggie three cheeses potato bake1 1/4 cups of milk 100grms tasty cheeseSalt and pepper ...
June 26, 2009
Oven 220 dec Italian chicken casserole Oil 1 kg chicken drumsticks 1 onion diced 2 cloves of garlic 3 medium Potatoes chopped 2 zucchini chopped 1 carrot chopped 1/4 cup plain flour 500ml chicken stoc...
June 25, 2009
Look carefully at the B-17 and note how shot up it is - one engine dead, tail, horizontal stabilizer and nose shot up.. It was ready to fall out of the sky. (This is a painting done by an artist from ...
June 25, 2009
AND REMEMBER: GOOD FRIENDS ARE L IKE STARS . YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE THEM, BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW THEY ARE THERE!!!!!! AND REMEMBER: GOOD FRIENDS ARE L IKE STARS . YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE THEM, BUT YOU ALWAYS ...
June 23, 2009
young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean", she said. "...
June 23, 2009
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June 14, 2009
Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes > > upon a preacher baptising people in the river.> > > > He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the pre...
June 13, 2009
Me Mudder When me prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me till me ass was red, Me Mudder! Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on the ice cold pot And made me pee whe...
June 11, 2009
Subject: FW: Blonde ? > A young ventriloquist is touring the> clubs and one night he's doing a > show> in a small town in Essex . With his dummy on his knee, he> starts going through his usual dumb bl...
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