http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/ oldroan's Blog en-us © 2010 Greasy.com All rights reserved. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:17:03 GMT 30 http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/honour_stupid_people.html In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson f ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/honour_stupid_people.html#comments Tue, 7 Jul 2009 05:54:10 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/retirement_different.html RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn was six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the better of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/retirement_different.html#comments Tue, 7 Jul 2009 05:53:04 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/funnies_3.html Cooter and Gomer Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .' The mortician thought this was rather str ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/funnies_3.html#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:21:38 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/extra_yun_recipie.html Meat balls with tomato risoni 1 litre of beef stock 500 grms mince spicy Italian 1 clove garlic 1 egg lightly beaten 1 cup bread crumbs Oil to fry 4 tbls no added salt tomato paste 1/2 tsp rosemary 1 1/2 cups of risoni 2 ripe tomatoes diced Shaved parmesan Combine 1/2 cup stock with mince , garlic,egg, and breadcrumbs and spicy Italian roll into balls Heat oil in large frying pan , add meatballs and cook until brown all over Pour over remaining stock and tomato paste and rosemary ,bring to ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/extra_yun_recipie.html#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:07:51 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/yumy_recipie.html Potato and chicken bake 480grms chicken thigh fillets cut into even chunks 4 potatoes peeled and sliced paper thin Maggie three cheeses potato bake 1 1/4 cups of milk 100grms tasty cheese Salt and pepper for seasoning 180 degrees oven . Combine chicken and milk with the Maggie potato bake in baking dish and mix well Top with sliced potatoes Cover dish with foil and bake in oven for 20 minutes Remove foil and bake for further 10 minutes until potatoes Are golden Sprinkle with cheese and bak ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/yumy_recipie.html#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:06:39 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/yummy_recipie.html Oven 220 dec Italian chicken casserole Oil 1 kg chicken drumsticks 1 onion diced 2 cloves of garlic 3 medium Potatoes chopped 2 zucchini chopped 1 carrot chopped 1/4 cup plain flour 500ml chicken stock 4 tbls tomato paste 2 tsp Italian herbs Heat oil on high heat add chicken and cook until well browned on all sides Add onion garlic potatoes zucchini and carrot.cook for 2 minutes In a bowl combine flour with stock and mix well Stir in tomato paste and herbs then pour over chicken cover and ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/yummy_recipie.html#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:05:51 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/truly_great_story.html Look carefully at the B-17 and note how shot up it is - one engine dead, tail, horizontal stabilizer and nose shot up.. It was ready to fall out of the sky. (This is a painting done by an artist from the description of both pilots many years later.) Then realize that there is a German ME-109 fighter flying next to it. Now read the story below. I think you'll be surprised..... Charlie Brown was a B-17 Flying Fortress pilot with the 379th Bomber Group at Kimbolton, England. His B-17 was call ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/truly_great_story.html#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:39:09 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/ya_ya_sisters.html AND REMEMBER: GOOD FRIENDS ARE L IKE STARS . YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE THEM, BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW THEY ARE THERE!!!!!! AND REMEMBER: GOOD FRIENDS ARE L IKE STARS . YOU DON'T ALWAYS SEE THEM, BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW THEY ARE THERE!!!!!! Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey's kiss Afternoon Tea 1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips Di ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/ya_ya_sisters.html#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:08:33 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/washing.html young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean", she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap." Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, The young woman would make the same comments. About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a Nice clean wash o ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/washing.html#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:45:35 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/pretty_sure_scam.html he heeee http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/pretty_sure_scam.html#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:07:34 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/baptising_irishman.html Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes > > upon a preacher baptising people in the river. > > > > He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. > > > > The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, > > whereupon he asks the drunk, > > > > 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' > > > > The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.' > > > > So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. > > > > He pulls him up and ask ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/baptising_irishman.html#comments Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:47:39 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/female_drivers_lol.html http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/female_drivers_lol.html#comments Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:09:49 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/mudder_lol.html Me Mudder When me prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me till me ass was red, Me Mudder! Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on the ice cold pot And made me pee when I could not, Me Mudder! And when the morning light would come And in me crib me dribbled some Who wiped me tiny widdle bum, Me Mudder! Who would me hair so neatly part And hug me gently to her heart Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart, Me Mudder! Who looked at me with eyebrows knit And ne ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/mudder_lol.html#comments Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:56:47 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/da_super_granny_lol.html http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/da_super_granny_lol.html#comments Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:54:48 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/loves_rofl.html Subject: FW: Blonde ? > A young ventriloquist is touring the > clubs and one night he's doing a > show > in a small town in Essex . With his dummy on his knee, he > starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. > > Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair > and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your > stupid offensive blonde > jokes.What makes you think you can > stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a > person's hair have to do with her worth as a ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/loves_rofl.html#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:45:15 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/soooooooooooo_amazing_dolphins.html http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/soooooooooooo_amazing_dolphins.html#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:45:06 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/pics_aimee_jayne_sunday_2nd_birthday.html kev and i bought her the vacum cleaner for her birthday she was 2 last sunday shs a lil witch at times but shes soooo cute she had her dummy in her mouth lol she took it out when i took more pics of her and then my cam batteries went flat hmmm so the ones i took of her without dummy where so dark im still tryin to work on them http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/pics_aimee_jayne_sunday_2nd_birthday.html#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:25:59 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/mad_ethel_lol.html If you don't laugh at this one, your dead! Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a fir ... http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/mad_ethel_lol.html#comments Tue, 9 Jun 2009 09:31:04 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/finally_bed_men_lol.html Somebody has finally made an orthopedic bed just for MEN. Available only at 'Butts, Boobs and Beyond' http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/finally_bed_men_lol.html#comments Tue, 9 Jun 2009 01:48:22 GMT http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/faint_hearted_lol.html http://my.greasy.com/oldroan/faint_hearted_lol.html#comments Mon, 8 Jun 2009 10:55:25 GMT