Essex blonde is passing her local pet shop and sees in the window a box FULL of frogs. The sign says :



Only £20 each !!

Comes with complete instructions for use



The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll take one!'

As the man carefully puts the frog into a box , he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

The Essex girl nods, picks up the box and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her flat, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very s*xy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The Essex blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions .. please call the pet shop immediately .'

So, she phones the pet shop. The man says, ' I'll be right over ' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'Look 'ere, I've done everything it says in the instructions but this stupid frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares straight into its eyes and says very STERNLY:

Comments:

And what did he say very sternly?????? I'm using my imagination!!!!!!!!!

comment by angiedw on Oct 7, 2008 4:34 AM ()

go to prt 2

reply by oldroan on Oct 7, 2008 5:59 AM ()