Feb 4, 2012
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.So, the lawyer asks if the senio...
Jan 30, 2012
Between work home and just life, I'm busy! Blogging takes time I just don't have. Do I miss you guys? The answer to that is yes. I have so many friends here that I've had now for years and I'm sorry I...
Jan 9, 2012
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning aga...
Dec 31, 2011
I've thought about my New Year's resolutions and decided to take it one day at a time. Plan for the future but live in the present. Don't get caught up with what will happen tomorrow, but enjoy today....
Dec 30, 2011
General Funny New Years ResolutionsI will... Start washing my hands after I use the restroom. Stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth. Stop licking frozen flag poles. Only get divorce...
Dec 28, 2011
Tequila Christmas Cake1 cup sugar1 tsp. Baking powder1 cup water1 tsp. Salt1 cup brown sugarLemon juice4 large eggsNuts1 bottle tequila2 cups dried fruitSample the tequila to check quality. Take a lar...
Dec 25, 2011
Merry Christmas Animations provided by MySpaceAnimations.comFunny Dancing Santa Animation provided by MySpaceAnimations.comFunny Dancing Santa Animation provided by MySpaceAnimations.comMerry Christma...
Dec 15, 2011
If this does not warm your heart this Christmas season, nothing will. I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid.I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on t...
Dec 11, 2011
Revised Christmas daysEffective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary:Snowman1) The partridge will be retained, but the pea...
Dec 9, 2011
Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Stuff.Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually ...
Dec 1, 2011
That's right, I said Christmas!!!!Funny Christmas Graphics hosted at MySpaceAnimations.comQ: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph t...
Nov 22, 2011
Animations provided by MySpaceAnimations.comI've walked a hard road this year and still I am thankful. I'm grateful to God for helping me heal from a bad fall and for taking care of my family in a tim...
Nov 21, 2011
The Wooden BowlI guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now,a year from now.A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and fo...
Nov 17, 2011
(But I know you guys will take a peek!)I was meant to be loved, not understood!If a man is alone in the forest, and there's no one there to hear him speak, is he still wrong?If woman's work is never d...
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